Awkward Sainsbury'S Mistake Gives Everyone The Perfect Excuse To Skip Work
Everyone knows Friday is the most glorious day of the working week with just a few hours separating you and two full days of freedom.
It's understandable that our minds start to wander in the afternoon but no-one is getting too carried away yet.
No-one, that is, apart from Daniel.
"Morning folks!" he wrote at 6.59am. "It's Saturday, which for me is fry up day! What's on your Saturday breakfast menu? Daniel."
The mistake that Daniel made here is that it isn't actually Saturday at all, but people weren't about to let the truth get in the way of a great idea.
"I would like a Sainsbury's pen and/or pencil as recompense. You have 2 years to get back to me."
Another said: "Thank you for giving people the excuse they need to miss work today, comrade Daniel."
Some of the replies to the tweet, which remains live on the account hours later , were just plain funny.
With Daniel seemingly nowhere to be found among the mayhem he created, it was left to fellow Sainsbury's tweeter Brandon to clear up the mess as other brand accounts piled in.
Specsavers came back with their requirements for a full English which included sausage, bacon, fried egg, eye test and beans.
Tesco jumped at the chance to offer Daniel a jar Nescafe Gold to wake him up, which the rivals helpfully pointed out is now on offer at their store.
Sky told Brandon to ask time-travelling Daniel two questions: 1) What happened in parliament? 2) Did England win the rugby?
Brandon, probably exhausted by now, responded to say Daniel had 'no idea' what was going to happen to the future of our country, and England and Australia would draw tomorrow's World Cup quarter-final, leaving the entire tournament in as much of a mess as his calendar.
Sainsbury's has been contacted for comment.
Never change, internet.