How to Kiss?
1. Good kissers stay fresh.
Another important tip for how to kiss a guy (or girl): Would you want to be this close to someone's face space only to find that their mouth smells like the dumpster behind Olive Garden? Kay. If you're anticipating a trip to Make out Town, avoid the stank-inducing foods like garlic, onions, processed Cheetos-like cheese, etc. It's basic manners.
2. Good kissers ARE ANTI-HICKEY.
Question: Who thought it'd be sexy to literally be a mouth vacuum? Oh, no one? GREAT — then we're officially retiring The Hickey. Be nice to Bae's neck: Small kisses down from the jaw or gentle lip-brushes FTW.
3. Good kissers Keep Calm and Carry Balm.
No one can hate when your gloss game is strong, but actually mashing that onto a human's face is gross and cruel and no. Bae is probs trying to kiss your actual lips, not your Melon Mango Primer, so stick to that good ol' neutral lip balm.
4. Good kissers move
Bomb-dot-com kisses are a mirror dance — meaning, mimic: Slow down, take note of the things bae does, and gently do it back.
5. Good kissers know: Less is EVERYTHING.