This Vibrator Feels Like Oral Sex — But Honestly, Better
You don’t want to look in the bottom drawer of my dresser. Or, maybe you do. Let me fill you in on a little secret: As a sex and dating writer, I’ve accumulated quite a collection of, well, sex accoutrement. Toys, condoms, lube… you name it, I’ve got it. So you can imagine I’ve tried a lot of sex toys. But when I’m not doing research and simply want to lie back and relax, there’s one toy I find myself reaching for over and over.
Meet: The Satisfyer Pro 2. For those of you out there like me who are intimidated by penis-shaped dildos, this is the perfect vibrator. Why? It feels exactly like someone going down on you. But, honestly, better.
Personally, I am all about external stimulation. I’m one of the majority of women who doesn’t get off from penetrative sex. My G-spot remains elusive and off the map (except for the rare times a unicorn has managed to locate it). But with clitoral stimulation? I’m done in under 60 seconds. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is perfect for those of us who are all about the clit, the whole clit, and nothing but the clit.
The (Sexy) Details
The Satisfyer Pro 2 comes in a powder pink colour and looks kind of like an electric pore exfoliating brush. The handle has the on/off button, as well as another button that controls the speed of the different vibrations – oh yeah, and there’s a whopping 11 vibe options to choose from. The head is made from skin-friendly silicone, which has a wide mouth on it, meant to completely surround the clit, unlike the original model, which (I hear) wasn’t as thorough. This model is also supposedly quieter than its predecessor. You can charge it via USB charger, as well, so it’s a perfect travel toy. Oh, and it’s waterproof, so feel free to get yours in the bath or shower.
The Very Best Bit…
But back to how it feels like someone going down on you. Okay, so while nothing can truly replicate a tongue and all the fancy tricks it can do, what the Satisfyer Pro 2 can do is gently (or vigorously) flick your clit like the tip of a tongue right when you’re getting yourself to the brink of climax. Start on the slowest setting and increase your way up or down as you please until you get yourself to a mind-blowing orgasm. And trust me, it is mind-blowing every. Single. Time.
No need to worry about “pointy dagger tongue,” or a scratchy beard between your legs, or even worse, having to teach someone how to freaking do it. It’s soft, gentle and supremely toe-curling each and every time.
And while the Satisfyer Pro 2 is incredibly efficient (I’m talking 30 seconds or less, here), I encourage you to take your time with it. Enjoy your orgasm. There are 11 settings, after all. So have a little fun with each one and see what combo works for you.
Get the Satisfyer Pro 2 at Desir.co.za