Manly Enough For A Tampon?
It’s always a good idea to carry some tampons, isn’t it? Not only if you’re a woman, but also if you’re a man, at least according to American survival expert Creek Stewart. ‘Are you manly enough to include a tampon or two in your survival kit?’
Creek Stewart is a senior instructor at the Willow Haven Outdoor School for Survival, Preparedness & Bushcraft in Anderson in the American state of Indiana. He’s also the guy to speak to if you ever are lost in the bush with a tampon in your bag. According to Stewart, the device could also be seen as a new survival product: the Tactical Adventure Medical Preparedness Outdoors Necessity (T.A.M.P.O.N.). ‘Are you manly enough to include a tampon or two in your survival kit? Remember, it’s not IF but WHEN.’ Here are 10 tampon survival uses.
1 Use the sterile cotton wadding as a bandage.
2 Make a crude water filter out of the cotton wadding and an empty water bottle. This doesn’t help against chemicals, but does filter out sediments and floating particles.
3 Pull the tampon apart and use the cotton wadding as tinder. The dry cotton fibres will easily catch fire.
4 Use part of the applicator with a piece of cotton in it as a straw so you can drink out of puddles. Again: this won’t purify your water, but will at least filter out the sediments.
5 Turn it into a candle. Fill a shell with animal fat (you’ll have to hunt for survival anyway) and use the tampon string as a wick. Not keen on hunting animals? You can also use pine sap as a fuel.
6 Use the tampon string as cordage. For example when making a trap.
7 To make a good blow dart, you don’t need feathers. You can also use the cotton of a tampon as blow dart fletching. Use the string of the tampon to keep the cotton into place.
8 Use the applicator as a blow pipe. Then use this blow pipe to intensify hot coals and burn a cavity in a log. This way you can make a water-tight container.
9 The packaging of a tampon is waterproof and thus the perfect place to store matches. Use the string to tie it off.
10 The storage bag of a tampon can be turned into a bobber. Put a bit of cotton in it to make sure it floats.