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This Discreet, Wearable Vibrator Will Give You A Sneaky Orgasm Surprise

Gone are the days when you had a rabbit hidden away in your sock drawer for use in your bedroom and nowhere else. The new generation of sex toys includes small, discreet play things that can fit in your handbag, go unnoticed on your desk and even, we recently discovered, give you a buzz while you’re out running errands.

Wearable Vibrator In Your Jeans

The Ohmibod Club Vibe 2.OH Panty Vibe is a wireless wearable vibrator that slips discreetly into your panties to rest against your clitoris and vulva. But that’s only the start of the fun. It comes with a remote control that lets you take your mind off, say, a boring meeting at the touch of a button. And it also comes with a sound trigger – activate this mode and you could be very pleasantly surprised any time there’s a loud noise (that action movie suddenly got a whole lot more appealing!).

A WH Staffer Tests It

First Impression: I’m a little conservative when it comes to sex toys, so I’m never going to be the girl who has a giant dildo next to her bed. I really liked that this device doesn’t look like a sex toy at all. It arrived, discreetly packaged, in what looked like a cellphone box. It’s made of high-quality silicone that feels really nice to the touch.

The vibrator is about the length of my palm, about 1.5cm thick and narrow. The remote has a keyring attached and you really could attach it to your keys with no one guessing it’s not for your security gate! The battery comes fully charged so you can play right away.

Ease Of Use: I slipped it into my skinny jeans and you couldn’t see anything, so full marks for discretion there. The vibrations do make a noise, though – particularly if you use the faster settings. So it’s not a toy you want to use in, say, the library. But in a club, busy shopping centre or even a loud movie theatre, it goes unnoticed. And you could always pretend it’s your cellphone!

To activate it, either press the manual button to cycle through the vibration options or put it on sound-activated mode. The sensor isn’t sensitive enough to pick up normal conversation – I found loud, sharp noises worked the best. Drop something on the floor and you’ll get a quick, happy buzz. For best results, go to a concert and discover a whole new meaning to the term “rapturous applause”.

Who It’s For: If you have an exhibitionist streak, this is the perfect way to get off in public without the risk of getting caught. Give the remote to your partner and it becomes seriously sexy foreplay. My guy was a little bemused at first, but when he saw what he could do to me at the touch of a button, he got very excited (note: it only works if you’re in the same room and not too far away).

If your partner’s a woman, even better – she can keep the remote in her handbag and surprise you when you least expect it. And if you’re single, using the sound-activation mode lets you get off without having to do the work yourself (the remote is also very, ahem, handy for masturbating without risking carpal tunnel).

Buy It!

The Ohmibod Club Vibe 2.OH Panty Vibe retails for R1 215 at Matildas.co.za.

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