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This Smart Vibrator Actually Tracks Your Orgasms

If you’re anything like me, you’re a results-driven person. That brownie made you feel good so you eat another. The talk you had with your our son about not acting like a dickhole to his brother worked because you threatened to take his iPad away. That time you actually went to bed at a decent hour and got enough sleep you felt and looked a million times better.

You like to win at life, and when you do something that makes you feel like you have your shit together, you wish you could get a gold star even if you don’t share that information with loved ones.

These days, there’s so much to be competitive about. We measure, compare, and contrast every aspect in our lives, from our thighs to our partners to who has a better mountaintop vacation selfie.

Oh, stop acting like you are above all this. You do it too.

So, if you are looking to indulge your type-A personality while having the Big-O, we’ve got good news for you: You totally fucking can.

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