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I Finally Found A Vibrator That Helps Me Orgasm

Like lots of women, I have trouble having an orgasm. I take a ton of medication, and several of them cause sexual side effects. Layer them on top of each other, and let’s just say that coming isn’t exactly my strong suit. Because of that, I have an extensive collection of vibrators.

I could describe them all, but let’s just face it: I have all the vibrators, including one of those wand things that are more like a household appliance than vibrator. Try hiding that from your family. It looks like a giant space dildo. All of these work okayish. They get me off. Eventually. Then I heard about something else.

It’s a vibrator that sucks on your clit. I’ll repeat that for the folks in the back: that motherfucker sucks on your clit like a vacuum or a really, really skilled partner. 


So I looked around Amazon and found this bad boy for $23.95 on Prime: LONOVE Clitoral Sucking Vibrator. I figured I didn’t have much to lose for that price, and the reviews were, um, a little effusive. Four and a half stars with 110 customer reviews. They included such things like “oh, yeah yeah yeah!!!” “Wow!! I’ve played with a fair amount of sex toys and this is hands down — my favorite! It’s small but mighty!” “You need clit stimulation? LOOK NO FURTHER!! This toy is for you!!” “What can I say besides wow.”

I was totally sold. I waited not-so-patiently. When it finally came, I had to charge the stupid thing (via USB port – this gives you about an hour and a half of use). That pissed me off to no end. These things are supposed to come ready for action, manufacturers.

But let me tell you, it was worth the wait.

Holy hell. I normally take forty-five minutes, if it happens at all. With this vibrator, it took me five. 

Bonus: all the settings on this vibrator rock my face off. But if I really, really want to get it done, I use the one that sounds exactly like Excite Bike.

This thing is a fucking revelation. Literally.

Many of the reviewers say they only need the lightest setting in order to have a mind-blowing orgasm. A veteran of more high-powered vibrators, I can use, um, the more serious settings.

I sometimes use this on the lowest setting just because it feels fucking good. I might not even want to have an orgasm. I just like it. I’ll put it on there before I go to sleep, and once I feel like I’m about to drop off, I stop. It helps me get to sleep faster. Go figure.


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