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This Guy Has The Most Hilarious Tinder Profile You'Ve Ever Seen

His name’s Dustin, he’s 21 years old, he’s a self-described “fat-fuck with a big truck” – and it seems he’s finally cracked the elusive Tinder-profile code.

Clearly weary of Tinder’s delicate etiquette, Dustin posted a brutally honest bio on the notorious dating app: "Well I'm a fat fuck with a big truck. If we can't get a big greasy burger then we won't work. I'm 21 years old but don't let that fool you, I have no social life like I'm 40. If my truck doesn't impress you my personality probably won't either. Welcome to the shit show.”

The best thing about Dustin’s post? Women are loving it.

After one took a screenshot of the bio to make fun of Dustin, an army of women have jumped to the pudgy trucker's defence.

Your takehome? When it comes to Tinder, honesty is the best policy. Seriously.

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